The Picnic Initiative

As we contemplate the vast (or perhaps, half-vast) implications of Toilet Seat Horseshoes on our vision of what might take place during a, for example, Fourth of July celebration, we might at last be prepared for a meditation or two on the significant joys to be derived from participating in a Oaqui Family Picnic. I quote:

"For example, there's your M&M** games: M&M Checkers, M&M Table Olympics, M&M Fork Pass, et, obviously, cetera. M&Ms have a special significance for the Oaqui and are classified as semi-sacred candy-coated play objects. Hence a great many of our games involve the gathering, sorting, moving, stacking and flinging of M&Ms.

"We also might play, for random example, the infamous card game known variously as: Elephant, Elephant, Elephant, and Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros, Rhinoceros, and Elk, Elk, Elk."