Beginning Frogging

Yesterday, I had the honor to present the Frog of Enlightenupment to the Secular Organization for Sobriety - a non-theistic support group for people who are trying to free themselves from addictive behaviors. Seems that Alcoholics Anonymous relies very heavily on a faith that many people simply don't have.

I only had 20 minutes, and the Frog proved simply too difficult for the masses to master. People laughed alot, but most gave up. I was forced to evoke the Butterfly of Benevolence, but, sadly, having an inner dialogue with talking wings proved also a stretch for the many.

I am consequently searching for a Beginner's Frog, and welcome all suggestions.