Name Your Silly Self

Sometimes, what you need most in life is a new name for yourself. A name for your silly self. Especially when you it's time for Silly to get out and play. Well, it is with consummate joy, or something of similar ilk, that I introduce you to the Renamer, which, courtesy of Harriet Meyerson of the Confidence Center, will, based on the first initials of your first name and the first and last initials of your last, arrive at a name truly worthy of your royal Silliness.

The secret of the appropriateness of it all: "This script is derived from a children's book called Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants , by Dav Pilkey. In this book, the evil Professor Poopypants forces everyone to assume new, ridiculous names."

Consider this an essential resource in the search for Silly.

Your friend and mine,

Lumpy Bubblechunks