Questionable Koosh

A correspondent writes:

I sent you profuse thanks a while back for listing your link to Star Magic and its Koosh balls. It is with great sorrow that I update you on my disappointing experience with those New Yawkers. I ordered 2 of the great big fat rainbow Koosh balls shown on Star Magic's web site. Sam asked how I heard of their shop; I blamed you and Deep Fun, of course.

I received 1 pretty Koosh in flirty blues and greens and the world's ugliest color of mustard (Dijon) Koosh. I emailed Sam to ask what happened to the cheery rainbow Kooshes as advertised, but he has not responded.

At least I am no longer Kooshless,

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