Alien Cone Invaders From The Planet Ring Road

And then there's the credibly absurd. In the same Google that brought me to the Traffic Cone Preservation Society (see below), was this site dedicated to the proposition that, amongst the traffic cones of the world, there are cones who could very well be "a sinister race of extraterrestrial aliens on a mission, to bring the planet Earth to a standstill." Or, at least the UK. See this for further explication of the Alien Cone plans for world domination.