Friday, May 31, 2002
For example, there's The Famous Country Western Song Machine, which produces songs such as:
I met her in a gay bar with Merv Griffin;
I can still recall that plastic nose she wore;
She was slurpin' up linguini by the off-ramp,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
The painters knew I'd stay a dwarf forever;
She said to me our love would never die;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out on a surfboard;
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.
Or the Dialectizer that translates websites into a variety of dialects, such as "Elmer Fudd"
Today's weawization:
I’m especiawwy intewested in the innocent, intimate, safe, funny, pwofound kind of fun that we can achieve as aduwts. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Unwike the innocence of chiwdhood, this innocent, aduwt fun is based not on ignowance, but on infowmed openness. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! It’s an intimacy that goes beyond sexuawity to cweate moments of physicaw, emotionaw and spiwituaw union that make us wawgew than wife. De kind of intimacy buiwt on twust, wespect, on ouw abiwities to keep each othew safe, to make each othew waugh, to howd each othew cwose, to touch each othew deepwy.
And, of course, Pig Latin:
Oday'stay ealizationray:
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