Celebriducks

What would happen, one wonders, if Shakespeare were to come back as a rubber ducky. Well, thanks to Celebriducks, one need wonder no more.

In all one's earnest search for fun, it's often with both deep relief and wide merriment that one rediscovers the fun-raising power of the ridiculous. Here, we have a truly exemplary example: the rubber ducky bust. Sculpt anyone's image onto the body of a rubber ducky, and create what could only be seen as a true object du wacky - something clearly not intended to be taken seriously.

The Shakespeare ducky is only one of many truly inspired ducky busts. There are many sports duckies, there are entertainment duckies including all three Stooges, a Santa Claus ducky, a Mona Lisa Ducky. Other ducky selections include Osbournes, KISS, James Brown, college mascots, NBA, MLB and NHL stars, et cetera and so forth and ongoingly, to over 100 selections.

Their order pages are worth visiting. Most are chock full of relevant, but useless information (I don't know if you've ever tried to fill a infochock, but, believe me it's a lot of info), reflecting the developers' art of taking the ridiculous seriously. Laugh you may. But rest assured, these are quality duckies. They float and they stay upright!

"Most rubber ducks have a hole in the bottom which allows water in so the ducks never float correctly not to mention they are not sanitary. We seal up the bottom of every Celebriduck and actually put in an internal squeaker - it’s costly, but it makes for a much better product. Many rubber ducks on the market do not float correctly and lean or float on their sides. You can drop a Celebriduck off a bridge and it will pop upright." (see their newsletter for more about the upright floatingness of these most ducky duckies.