Pleyeeng Veet Lungooege-a

What Muppet watcher hasn't fallen in love with the Swedish Chef? And who can explain why? The Swedish Chef is barely comprehensible. In stead of making food, he makes a mess.

This site doesn't attempt to explain the inexplicable. Rather, it brings us some wonderful pictures, film clips, movies, and, best of all, the ENCHEFENIZER - an English to Chefish translator - which I used to produce the following piece of conclusive wisdom:

"Zee foon ooff zee Svedeesh Cheff cumes frum zee fect thet ve-a elmust understund heem, und thet ve-a cun elmust ectooelly fulloo hees receepes. Burdereeng oon nunsense-a, ve-a redeescufer zee juys ooff mekeeng sense-a.
Bork Bork Bork!"

One last Borkish thing about this site - it's from the Netherlands. Which comes about as close to Sweden as it does to making sense.