Monday, August 29, 2005
Bernie DeKoven's Politically Correct Anti-Terrorist Device
Now that I have to go into an actual city every actual week, I find myself thinking more often about the strangely harsh realities of people in other cities, like in Baghdad. Which is why I am so tickled by my latest, and arguably silliest creation: 
BERNIE DEKOVEN'S POLITICALLY CORRECT ANTI-TERRORIST DEVICE
Yes, that's correct, politically-speaking, you, too, can now feel smug and secure as you descend into the turmoil and terror of everyday city life, simply by wearing your completely Official, Bernie DeKoven, More Than Reasonably Polite, Anti-Terrorist Device.
Save yourself, correctly, for only $1.75 plus shipping and stuff.
And, should you find yourself experiencing an even more altruistic bent, consider buying a hundred of 'em and sending them all to the next Mid-East Peace Talks.
BERNIE DEKOVEN'S POLITICALLY CORRECT ANTI-TERRORIST DEVICEYes, that's correct, politically-speaking, you, too, can now feel smug and secure as you descend into the turmoil and terror of everyday city life, simply by wearing your completely Official, Bernie DeKoven, More Than Reasonably Polite, Anti-Terrorist Device.
Save yourself, correctly, for only $1.75 plus shipping and stuff.
And, should you find yourself experiencing an even more altruistic bent, consider buying a hundred of 'em and sending them all to the next Mid-East Peace Talks.
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