Dancing Around the World

Matt doesn't dance very well. But that most definitely hasn't stopped him from dancing. Not in Antarctica or Argentina or Australia or even Belgium or Belize or Bolivia and certainly not in Cambodia or Canada or Chile or the Czech Republic or Denmark or Ecuador or Egypt or France or Germany or Greece or Guatemala and equally not in Hungary or Iceland or India or Italy or Japan or Jordan or Kenya or Lebanon as well as not in Malaysia or Mali or Mexico or Micronesia or Morocco or Myanmar or Namibia or New Zealand or Norway or Palau or Peru or Poland or Portugal or Seychelles or Singapore or South Africa or Spain or Sweden or Tanzania or Thailand or The Netherlands or Turkey or Uganda or the United Kingdom or the USA or, for that matter, Vietnam.

Matt "is not rich. Matt also doesn't have some magical secret for traveling cheaply. He does it pretty much the same way everybody else does. Matt thinks Americans need to travel abroad more. Matt was a very poor student and never went to college. When he got older, he was pleased to discover that no one actually cares. Matt doesn't want to imply that college is bad or anything. He's just saying is all. There's other ways to fill your head."

Like with fun, country-spanning, culture-transcending, world-uniting fun.


via Noise and Bernie DeKoven, funsmith