Escalating Office-isms

Here's a sample:

Player 1: "Were you at this morning’s meeting? I thought John’s action items were highly questionable."

Player 2: "That is so true! I was just telling Nigel the other day that we need to stay focused on our mission statement."

Player 1: "We could all learn from Linda’s example. Her action items are so dynamic!"

Player 2: "She needs to work together with Arthur on the project; we need to bring our resources together to maximize our synergy."

See "Escalating Office-isms" for the rest.


from Bernie DeKoven, funsmith