Dramatically pointless games

by Bernie DeKoven

Orchestral Tune Up (a.k.a. Reaching a Chord) (get it, reaching a-cord?)

Players pretend that they are in an orchestra, each with a musical instrument of their preferred ilk. Simultaneously, they all make the sound of their instrument, changing pitch until everyone is in harmony.

Leaderless Circle

Players walk in a circle, each one following the other as precisely as possible. Start the game with everyone walking in a circle. Appoint a leader. Tell them to follow the person in front of them, regardless of who is actually the leader. Then encourage them to follow that person as closely as possible. Change leaders a few times. Then announce that no one is leader, but they should continue following each other anyway.

Simultalk

In pairs, try to say the same thing at the same time. Suggest that players talk slowly and try to talk and listen simultaneously.

Round conversations

Use any melody that can be sung in rounds (e.g. row, row, row your boat). Players select a partner. They start singing with each other, taking turns, or simultaneously, saying anything that comes to mind. After a while, suggest that they try it in rounds. After a longer while, combine pairs.

Word-at-a-time stories

Players sit in a circle. The starting player says what she thinks should be the first word in a story, the player to the left then says what he thinks should be the second word, etc., etc. After a while, suggest that a player can reverse the direction by saying a new word back to the person who just gave him a word.

Making groups

Players silently choose from a category, and specific example, that the leader provides – superheroes (superman, batman, wonder woman), ice cream flavors (rocky road, chocolate, butter pecan), flowers (venus fly trap, rose, stink weed), cereals (oatmeal, cheerios, lucky charms). After they make the choice they mill around, looking for people who have chosen the same item, and making a group with those people. If the categories have sounds [animals (pigs, horses, ducks), musical instruments (cymbals, harps, trombones), modes of transportation (bicycle, motorcycle, garbage truck)], people close their eyes, start making the noise of their selection, and try to find others who are making the same noise. In all events, the categories and choices should be as fun (as in silly) as possible.

One Clap

Players sit in a circle. They clap once. When ready, they try again, and again, until they are satisfied that they have all clapped at exactly the same time. They can clap their own hands or each other’s hands.

Contact Calisthenics

In the spirit of Zen Hip Swing and Human Spring, players either stand in pairs or in a circle and perform something like an exercise, with their bodies always in contact with each other. For example:

hip swivels where players stand side to side and, keeping contact with each other’s hips, rotate their hips clockwise, counterclockwise, or just swing their hips left and right
shoulder rolls – stand shoulder to shoulder and roll your shoulders clockwise or counter-clockwise
lean to – players stand facing each other, lean in to each other until their palms are together, and then slowly shuffle their feet back until they’ve gotten as far apart as they are comfortable with

Sound Travel

Players lie comfortably. The leader describes an event that takes place over time: the evolution of the dinosaurs, a bus ride from the Lincoln Center to Penn Station, a surfboard ride in Hawaii… Players then begin, whenever they feel moved, to make sounds that describe the event. A variation – instead of events, just set the stage and let the group create the story in sound. For example: airport, mall, beach, restaurant, elevator, fast food line, ticket line, sport event, fireworks display, circus, skating rink.

Eye Zap

Played like Zoom, Zorch, Berfigliano, only silently, just using the eyes. Players sit in a circle. The starting player looks to the person on the left or right, that player then does the same thing, etc., etc., passing the “look” to the left or right around the circle. To begin the game, make it the rule that players can only look at the person on their right, and can’t pass the look until they have received it from someone else. After a while, you can add the rule that players can look in either direction, and then another rule that a player can wink at you, in that case, you also have to pass the wink.

Ventriloquist

Players get in pairs – one player is the ventriloquist, the other, the dummy. Pairs then go visiting each other, the ventriloquists conversing with each other through their dummies. Pairs switch roles.

New Ballet

Three groups. One group is the orchestra. It is an ultra-modern orchestra playing new music – which is whatever sounds they decide to make together. A second group is the ultra-modern ballet. They dance to the music in an ultra-modern manner (e.g.: using only their faces, using their hands as puppet ballerinas, lying on their backs and dancing with their feet and hands in the air. The third group is the ultra-modern, highly sophisticated audience. Allow each group to rehearse. Perform act one. During intermission, players change roles – the orchestra becomes the dancers, the dancers the audience, the audience the orchestra. Act two. Second intermission and role change. – see Face Dancing and Finger Ballet

Inner Elevator

This is a meditation game, similar to Recess for the Soul. Players relax, close their eyes, and imagine they are on an elevator. When somebody says “ding” (the sound of the elevator doors opening), the leader tells them what floor they are on. It could be anything: a museum, an agent’s office, a cafeteria, a boardroom, a heliport. At the end of the game, players meet in small groups and tell each other what they saw.

Affirmative Count Up and/or Down

You can count from zero to three – all with affirmative hand signs. I’m not sure what to make of the fact that zero and three are the same. Anyhow, try, for example, every time you count off to start a game, counting silently, from 0-3, using the hand signs. It’s kinda funny even.