Tire Swing

Sand Box

Silly and Serious at Play

Inviting god

Before we talk about your new Deep Fun® Ten Button Breath-Activated Tire Swing and Sandbox Package, I think I owe you an explanation.

Right now, at this moment, the things that are filling your imagination - the movies and TV shows, the news stories and computer games - are, for the most part, images of violence and horror. So much so, that there's hardly any room, anywhere, to imagine anything else. Almost no room at all to believe in images that are positive, beautiful, loving, peaceful, playful, healing.

Luckily, your imagination is at least as big as you imagine it to be. There's still room. You can build a new place. A protected place. Safe, separate from all the imagined evil and darkness of terrorists and script writers. A playground. A sacred ground, wholly your own, where even the most intricately delicate of delights are as permanent as you are.

It is precisely and exactly for this reason that I, Bernie DeKoven, and the Deep Fun® Inner Playground Imaginary Contracting Service, are so especially pleased to present, direct to your very own and innermost playground, your completely personal and totally imaginary Deep Fun® All Weather Inner Playground Ten Button Breath-Activated Tire Swing and Sandbox Kit.

Why the two, you ask? Why both swing and sand box, why the both, why the swing-sandbox combination? Why the Tire Swing and Sandbox in one Kit? Honestly, we don't know.

Current theory holds that when you swing on a tire swing, a sandbox is basically something safe to fall into. Having a sand box makes the tire as fun to fall off of as it is to hang on to. While, on the other hand, for the sandplayer, the Tire Swing offers something that has nothing to do with making things or sand at all, and everything to do with just hanging and and spinning and turning and rocking. Hence, the Kit.

Your Deep Fun® All-Weather Inner Playground Ten Button Breath-Activated Tire Swing and Sandbox Kit includes a complete Deep Fun All-Weather Inner Playground Ten Button Breath-Activated Tire Swing, a fully functioning Deep Fun® All-Weather Inner Playground Sand Box, a complete collection of Imaginary Sand Toys, and an Imaginary Multimedia™ presentation of an entertainingly profound encounter between Serious, Silly, and god.

Installation of the Deep Fun® All-Weather Inner Playground Sandbox Kit is in two major phases, followed by two less major phases. The first, the installation of the Deep Fun® All Weather Inner Player Tire Swing, begins immediately.