Deep Fun® All-Weather Inner Playground Sandbox

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Tire Swing

Sand Box

Silly and Serious at Play

Inviting god

Phase two: Installing the Inner Sandbox

Before we go any further, we must once again express our sincere congratulations and commendations to you, dear owner, for having the wisdom, foresight and funds needed to purchase our favorite and only Inner Playground Building Kit, which, as advertised includes not only your very own Deep Fun All-Weather Inner Playground Ten Button Breath-Activated Tire Swing, but also your entirely personal, portable and professional Deep Fun All-Weather Inner Sandbox.

Now, with the Quick Guide to the Installation of the Deep Fun All-Weather Inner Sandbox, we begin Phase Two.

Installation of the Deep Fun All-Weather Inner Sandbox is easy and immediate, but the full extent and variety of what you can do with and in your Inner Sandbox would understandably take you many years to discover.

As all good quick start guides, the following quick start guide was written to help you get a quick start, without your getting overwhelmed by the unimaginably many controls and fine tunings available to the experienced user. Which, of course, you, at this time, so soon after installation, are not necessarily.

All Deep Fun All-Weather Inner Sandboxes come with Amper-treated, Multimodal Sand, a Boundaryless Sandbox, and a Full Line of Imaginary Sand Toys. We recommend that you begin by exploring each component separately, as follows:

Multimodal Sand. Imagine sand that can take on any color, any thickness, any texture, any weight, any polarity, any smell and any mood you can imagine it taking. Imagine sand that can turn into water or steel or rich black loam or an ice cream sundae or hot fudge. Precisely as you would imagine!

Now with Amper Sand®. if you are thinking of what it'd be like to have an infinite supply of the very sand that holds everything together, you're thinking about Amper Sand®. Worried about something breaking something? With a generous supply of Amper Sand® added to every Deep Fun® All-Weather Inner Playground Sand Box, breaking something is just the first step towards putting it all together. Amper Sand®, the one true glue.

Boundaryless Sand Box. Imagine a sand box that can, at will, take on any shape, at all. It is almost too much to imagine yourself imagining. Imagine a sand bubble in zero gravity half-filled with warm, fluffy, gently buzzing, nuzzling sand. Imagine a a seashore of semi-self-forming sand that shapes itself into impossible architectures: palaces and ranch houses, cities and villages, joined by an Escher-like network of tide-filled moats, canals, waterways, and thrill-rides?

Imaginary Sand Toys: Also included, a limitless collection of imaginary sand vehicles and sand-movers, tunnel-makers and action figures that are fully consciousness-capable. These Sandbox Surrogates – mental mannequins, as it were - have enough memory to contain your entire imagined self, and be just the right size to walk and work in the sand castles of your very own design, in your very own imaginary kingdom, where you, you living doll, you, are endowed with power to build or destroy anything at any time for any reason.

Imagine all the really personally controlled sand carriers and sand diggers and sand movers.

Imagine the profoundly personally controlled airplanes and dirigibles and sand boats, and holographic clouds.

Deep Fun All Weather Inner Sandbox Guarantee, Fine Print

We do hope you took the time to imagine what it might say in fine print on the All-Weather Inner Playground Sandbox Guarantee. Because, as you would imagine, the Guarantee, as generous as it truly is, simply doesn’t apply if more than one of you use the Inner Sandbox at the same time. This is for your own good. The Deep Fun All-Weather Inner Sandbox can be made big enough for all your imagine selves to play together. Creatively. Peacefully. Even cooperatively. And when that happens, well, there’s simply no telling what might happen.

For the fun of it, imagine what it would be like if you really got a bunch of your pretend selves together with yourself in your Inner Sandbox, imagine how completely surprising things could get, things that you really never imagined happening, the sand taking on new shapes and properties, configuring itself into working models that can be played with in such an informing and inspiring manner as to result in the creation of totally unanticipatedly surprising events and inventions whose very significance and practicability, as you can ever so plainly see, are clearly beyond the scope of this policy.