Congratulations on your acquisition of My Inner Swingset.
It's better than anything mere money can buy.
As you know so well, all My Inner Playground Products are
guaranteed for your entire lifetime. If it's quality
you want, nothing beats the quality you've got.
And what a perfect addition to the Inner Playground. What,
after enduring the enthusiastic hubbub of your personal multitude,
can be more exhilarating than to find yourself finally by yourself,
quietly swinging on your very own My Inner Swingset?
You will notice that My Inner Swingset, as is true of all
My Inner Products, comes only partly assembled. This is to
allow you to build exactly the kind of Inner Swings that can
swing you precisely as high as you each and all are ready to
My Inner Swingset comes with a Build Your Own Base. DO NOT
ATTEMPT TO USE THIS SWINGSET UNTIL IT IS FIRMLY ATTACHED. Attach
the Base to something as permanent as you are. Like, as in
the following example, your very breath.
Sample operating instructions:
A) Breathe deeply.
1) start your swing
- Imagine that you are just about to launch yourself, just
getting ready to push yourself back.
- And as you deepen your breath, you spring backwards,
kicking yourself up and back as high as you can breathe
2) continue your swing
- Exhale yourself into the ride.
- Breathe yourself out and down.
- Inhale yourself in and up.
- Shallowly. More and more shallowly. Breathing easily,
evenly. Pumping lightly. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale.
B) Breathe deeper, pump your lungs fuller, kick yourself higher,
deepen the swing, and then exhale into the ride
C) Again, and again. Deep breath, then shallower and shallower.
Deep breath, and then shallower and shallower. Deep breath,
3) and then let go